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These pages state the General Terms And Conditions ("Terms and Conditions") under which you agree to use the novelty documents for sale through Confidential Access. (the "Novelty Document(s)"). Please read this page carefully, as it constitutes a legally binding agreement between you and Confidential Access. (the "Company"). In consideration of the Company's agreement to sell you Novelty Document(s), you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions, and you indicate such agreement by placing your signature at the bottom of these Terms and Conditions. You and the Company are each referred to as a "Party" and collectively the "Parties". YOUR ORDER FOR NOVELTY Document(s) WILL NOT BE PROCESSED UNLESS AND UNTIL THESE SIGNED TERMS AND CONDITIONS HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED ON OUR WEBSITE OR RETURNED TO THE COMPANY. ALL PRODUCTS & DOCUMENTS SOLD WITHIN THIS WEBSITE ARE CA COPYRIGHT REPLICAS OR REPRODUCTIONS.

They can be used for entertainment or educational and novelty purposes only. The replica items are NOT being represented as the originals. Although the details and looks resemble the originals they do not have any relation with the organizations mentioned in this web site whatsoever, and this does not mean to damage in any way the organizations mentioned. The replica items from this site bear no relationship to the name bank(s) they may bear and are not from nor can they be used by the organizations they replicate. We strongly recommend that if you want original documents set up a bank account or utility account with the relevant organization in your geographical area. We do not sell originals. The customer accepts not to sell or show them as legitimate ones, and is completely responsible to the law for their actions after buying them. CA Media Group is in no way affiliated with representing, associated, or sponsored by HSBC, Barclays, Halifax, Nationwide, Natwest, RBS, Bank of Scotland, Bank of America, LloydsTSB, MBNA, Bank Of Ireland, Allied Irish Bank, HFC Bank, Woolwich, British Telecom, AT&T, British Gas, Powergen, Eircom, ESB, Southern Electric, Seeboard or any other organizations mentioned or their copyrighted products. We do not represent our products to be original, nor do we represent them to be exact copies, therefore they do not violate any copyright laws.

a.) All products on this website are intended for novelty purposes only.

b.) All products are CA Designer inspired and are not being represented as the originals.

c.) We are in no way affiliated with any of the organizations we replicate. To use authentic products or documents visit their respective websites or authorized outlets/branches.

d.) If you use our option for virtual transactions when ordering a novelty document you agree that we can enter randomised transactions which relate to the geographic area of your document. These transactions will be produced using an automated selection process and must not be represented as genuine transactions in any way either electronically or in physical form.

e.) If you are affiliated with or working for any bank or organization, or any other product/organization on this site either directly or indirectly, or any other related group, or were formally a worker you cannot enter this website, cannot access any of its files and you cannot view any of the html files. If you enter this site you are not agreeing to these terms and you are violating code 431.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act signed by President Bill Clinton in 1995 and that means that you cannot threaten our ISP(s) or any person(s) or company storing these files, and cannot prosecute any person(s) affiliated with this page which includes family, friends, or individuals who run or enter this web site.

f.) By using this site, you are expressly and impliedly agreeing to all terms stated above.

You hereby represent and warrant that: a. You are at least eighteen (18) years of age; b. You understand and acknowledge that the Novelty Document(s) are intended to be used solely for entertainment purposes and are not intended to be used as, or represented to be, evidence of your identity, likeness or age; and c. You will not use the Novelty Document(s) (1) for any unlawful or illegal purpose or in connection with or in furtherance of any unlawful or illegal activity; (2) in violation of any applicable law or regulation, (3) in a manner that will, or is likely to, infringe the copyright, trademark, trade secret or other intellectual property rights of others or violate the right of privacy, publicity or other personal rights of others, or (4) any conduct or activity that is, in the sole opinion of the Company, defamatory, indecent, obscene, offensive, threatening, abusive, hateful, tortuous or vocative of the rights of any other person or entity.

You shall be solely responsible for, and the Company shall have no liability whatsoever for, any loss or damage arising from your purchase, possession or use of any Novelty Document(s) or the possession or use by any third party of any Novelty Document(s) purchased by you, regardless of whether such possession or use was authorized by you. You will defend, indemnify and hold harmless the Company, its directors, partners, officers, employees and agents (collectively "Indemnities") against any and all claims, liability, loss, damage, or harm (including without limitation reasonable legal and accounting fees) suffered by such Indemnities arising from or in connection with (i) your purchase, possession or use of any Novelty Document(s), including without limitation any claims, liability, loss, damage, harm suffered by such Indemnities arising from or in connection with the possession or use by any third party of any Novelty Document(s) purchased by you, regardless of whether such possession or use was authorized by you, or (ii) your breach of these Terms and Conditions. You hereby release the Indemnities from claims, demands and damages (actual and consequential, direct and indirect) of every kind and nature, known and unknown, suspected and unsuspected, disclosed and undisclosed, arising out of or in any way connected with your purchase, possession or use of any Novelty Document(s) or the possession or use by any third party of any Novelty Document(s) purchased by you, regardless of whether such possession or use was authorized by you. If you are a California resident, you waive California Civil Code Section 1542, which states: "A general release does not extend to claims which the creditor does not know or suspect to exist in his favor at the time of executing the release, which if known by him must have materially affected his settlement with the debtor."

You acknowledge that the Novelty Document(s) are provided to you "as is", "with all faults" and "as available". THE COMPANY MAKES NO WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, CONTRACTUAL OR STATUTORY, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, WITH RESPECT TO THE NOVELTY Document(s) OR ANY ASPECT THEREOF, AND ALL WARRANTIES WITH RESPECT THERETO ARE HEREBY EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMED. The Company expressly reserves the right to change any aspect of any Novelty Document(s) (including without limitation the physical appearance, materials or construction methods) at any time without notice to you.

You acknowledge that the Novelty Document(s) are made to order based upon the information you provide to the Company at the time of your order. You are solely responsible for ensuring that all such information is provided to the Company in a complete, accurate and legible form. The Company shall have no obligation to contact you to verify the accuracy of any information provided (including without limitation verifying the spelling thereof) or to acquire missing or omitted information, and the Company shall have no liability whatsoever for any errors, defects or nonconformities in any Novelty Document(s) which are attributable, in whole or in part, to your failure to provide complete, accurate and legible information. All physical materials you submit to the Company in connection with your order for a Novelty Document, including without limitation any photographs ("Physical Materials"), will become the property of the Company upon the Company's receipt thereof. You are solely responsible for the physical condition of all Physical Materials, and the Company shall have no liability whatsoever for any errors, defects or nonconformities in any Novelty Document(s) arising from damage to or defects in such Physical Materials, regardless of whether such damage or defects arose before or after the Company's receipt of the materials.

All fees received for Novelty Document(s) ordered by you become nonrefundable once the Company has commenced production of such Novelty Document(s); provided, however, that the Company will refund fees in connection with defective or nonconforming Novelty Document(s) if: (i) the Company receives notice in writing via electronic mail by no later than the end of the next business day after you receive the allegedly defective or nonconforming Novelty Document(s), which notice shall state with particularity the nature of the claimed defect or nonconformity; (ii) you return the allegedly defective or nonconforming Novelty Document(s) to the Company at your expense, and the Company receives the same no later than the end of the fifth calendar day after you receive such Novelty Document(s); and (iii) the Company reasonably determines that such claimed defect or nonconformity exists and is attributable solely to acts or omission of the Company which the Company has retained responsibility for hereunder.

All Novelty Document(s) will be shipped to you via your local postal delivery system; however, the Company does not represent or warrant that the Novelty Document(s) will be shipped or delivered within any specific time frame unless you have opted for a registered delivery. The Company shall have no liability for any damage suffered by you or any third party as a result of delays in the shipping of, or damage occurring in the course of or as a result of shipping of, any Novelty Document(s), even if the Company was advised of the possibility of such damage.

You acknowledge that the following disclaimers of authenticity are affixed to each Novelty Document: Not a Government issued document. The Company shall have no liability with respect to any Novelty Document, which has been altered in any way, including without limitation removal, deletion, and defacement or obscuring of the aforementioned disclaimers. You will defend, indemnify and hold harmless the Indemnities against any and all claims, liability, loss, damage, or harm (including without limitation reasonable legal and accounting fees) suffered by such Indemnities arising from or in connection with alteration of any Novelty Document(s) purchased by you, including without limitation any claims, liability, loss, damage, harm suffered by such Indemnities arising from or in connection with the alteration by any third party of any Novelty Document(s) purchased by you, regardless of whether such alteration was authorized by you.

Any other provision of this Agreement to the contrary notwithstanding, the liability of the Company for any losses or damage, whether direct or indirect, arising out of these Terms and Conditions or your purchase, possession or use of any Novelty Document from any cause whatsoever or in connection with the possession or use by any third party of any Novelty Document(s) purchased by you, regardless of whether such possession or use was authorized by you, including without limitation any cause of action sounding in contract, tort or strict liability, shall be limited to actual, direct damages incurred but in no event shall exceed the fees paid by you to the Company for the Novelty Document in connection with which such liability arose. The Company shall not be liable for lost profits or other consequential damages, cover damages, or for any claims against you by any third party, even if the Company was advised of the possibility of same. Under no circumstances shall the Company be liable hereunder for special damages, general damages, incidental damages, indirect damages, or exemplary or punitive damages. No action arising out of this Agreement, regardless of form, may be brought by you against the Company more than one (1) year after the cause of action arose. This Section 8 shall survive expiration or termination of these Terms and Conditions for any reason whatsoever.

9. General.

Headings used in these Terms and Conditions are for reference purposes only and shall not be deemed a part of these Terms and Conditions.

Any provision or portion of these Terms and Conditions held or determined by a court (or other legal authority) of competent jurisdiction to be illegal, invalid, or unenforceable in any jurisdiction shall be deemed separate, distinct and independent, and shall be ineffective to the extent of such holding or determination without (i) invalidating the remaining provisions of these Terms and Conditions in that jurisdiction, or (ii) affecting the legality, validity or enforceability of such provision in any other jurisdiction.

These Terms and Conditions and the Parties' respective performances hereunder, shall be construed and regulated in accordance with the laws of the USA, UK, EUROPE & AUSTRALIA The courts of these Countries shall have exclusive jurisdiction over any dispute or claim arising under or by virtue of these Terms and Conditions and you hereby consent to the personal jurisdiction of such courts.

Any delay or nonperformance of any provision of these Terms and Conditions (other than for nonpayment of amounts due hereunder) caused by conditions beyond the reasonable control of the performing Party shall not constitute a breach of these Terms and Conditions, and the time for performance of such provision shall be deemed to be extended for a period equal to the duration of the conditions preventing performance.

You may not assign any portion of these Terms and Conditions, voluntarily or involuntarily, including without limitation by operation of law or by merger, except with the express consent of the Company, with such consent not to be unreasonably withheld. Any attempt to do so shall be null and void. No person or entity not a party hereto except for Indemnities other than the Company shall have any interest herein or be deemed a third party beneficiary hereof, and nothing contained herein shall be construed to create any rights enforceable by any other person or third party except Indemnities other than the Company.

These Terms and Conditions, along with the Order Form and the Enclosure, constitute the entire agreement and understanding of the Parties with respect to the subject matter hereof, and is intended as the Parties' final expression and complete and exclusive statement of the terms thereof, superseding all prior or contemporaneous agreements, representations, promises and understandings, whether written or oral.

These Terms and Conditions shall be binding upon and inure to the benefit of the Parties and their respective legatees, distributees, legal representatives, successors and permitted assigns.

Any controversy or claim arising out of or related to these Terms and Conditions or the breach thereof shall be settled by binding arbitration in the Country of issue, and judgment on the award rendered by the arbitrator(s) may be entered in any court having jurisdiction thereof.